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March 2nd, 2005


11:24 am - booo


Your Seduction Style: The Natural





You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.






What kind of disease are you?

courtney:

courtney is caused by bad television.




courtney makes subjects desire sex. With lepers.
courtney can only be cured by quitting your job and becoming a canadian elvis impersonator.
Name?



i am bored ok
Current Music: phantom planet- california

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March 1st, 2005


01:53 pm - I was kidnapped...
One day last weekend i was kidnapped from my house. I get a phone call saying i was getting picked by two boys by the names of Steven lane and ben strickland. I was not suppose to go out with those boys since me and andrea were going to go study at the library, we were mad at the boys anyway. So ben said " we are coming to pick u up because i andrea told us too" i knew that was lie since i was talking to andrea on my cell phone at the same time. when they arrive at my house i didn't go downstairs to go meet them... i had no choice though then to let steve in since he was bangingon my door. next thing i know.. i was picked up and thrown over steves shoulder. first falling into the closet as he was trying to pick my shoes i took off running into the kitchen but he got me... flung me over his shoulder again and we were out the door....they wouldn'turn around.. i was trapped... I called andrea and told her not to come and get me... but she was on her way... they then went in the opposite direction of her just to piss her off... i was telling her every street i was going up and down so she could find us... finally at a huge intersection we were stopped at a red light.... and i booted it out of the car and ran down kenmount road...it must of looked retarded... i ran into kfc and told andrea to come and get me... i was in the bathroom for a while to catch my breath and i stepped out of it and looked around afraid to be takin hostage again. andrea was beeping her horn tellin me to jump in the car since ben and steve were right behind. since we took off we went back to my house to get my books. i was at my door and i saw andrea drive away for some reason. all of a sudden ben and steve run up the road and each grabbed one of my limbs and dragged me out of the house again. richie was outside having a smoke watching it all .. i got away though by kicking them and i jumped back in andreas van..
what a charge that was....
hahaa

this weekend kinda blew... went to jennifers and chilled out with everyone on friday.. on saturday went and got loaded with andrea.. it was pretty god damn fuynny since me and andrea were the only ones drunk... hahaha we were a state... andrea was worse though since i made her drinks all night... flask gone in 3 drinks hahaha.... on the way home she got sick out the cab window..gorss and then i had work at 8 the next morning
Current Music: joe budden - fire

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February 21st, 2005


02:57 pm - Jesus Tonight!!!
This weekend was awesome!....My mom left to go to Halifax with rioghnach on friday morning so the fun times began. On friday i didn't have anyone over really. Me Kathleen and Andrea were here and chilled for a bit while drinking! Liam came over briefly and ordered food and left. Peter and Paul came then and we all chilled out and drank. Me and kat were looking at old st bons year books from like 85 and 86 to see if paul was in them , since he used to hang out with my older brother. and sure enough there was little paul power in kindergarden.. i was like.. weird... when i was born you were in kindergaren hahaha!... OH MY!.. anyway Craig and his friend came over too and then at about 1 or so we all headed downtown. I had a MASSIVE headache from drinking wine that i wasn't having very much fun. Peter was loaded and he is god damn hilarious. I can never stop laughing when he is drunk .. OH my.. andrea slept over when we got home. IN the morning frankie called and asked if we wanted to have brunch at the bistro on him.. so we headed down and then i had work at 1.

SAturday was wicked. I got off work at 7.. and maryannes friends had already started to arrive (since they probably had to be home at 12)I do believe at like 9 one girl was upstairs past out throwing her guts up and everything... she had about three full beer.. can you believe it, she could handle that much ... jessssus. it was crazy... My friends came over at like 9ish... me and andrea were loaded. she never gets drunk. It was wicked. Kathleen bit me too.. i forgot it happened til i woke up and there is a huge purple bruise.... haha silly kat.. JOhn left with laura and boob.. i think they went downtown. we went downtown at like 1ish but it felt like we were downthere for like 2 minutes. haha me and andrea caught people trying to mack in my parents bedroom .. but we stopped that right fast!hahah!... after DT, the b'ys all came back and chilled... Gary ordered three jumbo pizzas ... and answered the door in one of maryannes friends shirts haha it was so funny!... they never left until 630 and i had work at 12.. i was dropping... so i just went to bed and andrea kicked them all out ... and that is that!... there was about 12 doz boxes to get rid of and a garbage bag full of fucking cooler bitch drink bottles... so.. it was a pretty good weekend.. and nothing was stolen or broken... just a little bit of blood on alans drum set from evan playing on them.. but nothing too big!... awesome... now i am toast...

ya... watch ur bobber now....
Current Mood: ditzyditzy
Current Music: will smith - miami

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February 14th, 2005


02:06 pm - watch your bobber!!!!
Friday night i was soooooo unbelievably drunk it wasn't even funny... well yea... it was to everyone else.
I went to kats and chilled for a bit and me and her were tipsy on like 2 glasses of wine hahaha... then we had some canned drink..we waited for liam to come over and then we went to lindas house. I drank a couple of glasses of lambs and then started to take it straight from the bottle. I was LOADED!!! ME and peter were dancing on his little mat that he has in front of his sink. it was funny!.... I don't remember alot of things.... I don't remember falling outside and throwing up, but i remember throwing snow balls at the house haha! Kathleen and liam left after a while to meet aileen. .. I smoked a joint with Jennifer scott and alisa... that fucked me. I remember andrea ben and steve coming.. but i don't remember them leaving... and returning again.....So my night ended being passed out on the bathroom floor for 2 hours. People were peeing and everything and i was out cold. it was retarded. Everyone was arguing about who had to take me home. So i just stayed there. Andrea said "i'm not dragging her dead weight ass home and having her mom wake up and get mad at me for getting her that drunk" ....oh dear. when scott was carring me down from the bathroom all i was saying in a quiet voice was "oh scott, my knee is really sore.." haha!! when i woke up in the morning, since they put me onthe couch, Ryan collins was on the couch with me... YIKES!!! i don't like being that close to him. LInda was keeping a watch though... I had to throw up inthe monring to i ran upstairs to find the doot Locked... I was like "who the fuck is in there".... it was peter.. he was in the bathtub hahaha!! so i threw up in her kictchen sink. when peter came down the stairs, i was like "what the fuck happened to your back??" and he was like ... "i don't remember... what happened to your knee??" and i was like " I don't remember".. i was funny...

now my knee is completely fucked up... it REALLLY hurts still!!

happy V-day fuckers..... worst celebration ever
Current Mood: flirtyflirty
Current Music: guns and roses- My michelle

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January 31st, 2005


01:23 am - itchbob scratch pants
well, well, well,.. we meet again....

Since the last time i've updated.. nothing has really happened. It was kathleens birthday which consisted of going to the Casbah for dinner and then to west side charlies. Liam John Kathleen Robyn baker Laura, her new boyfriend boob (steven) and I went. We met Andrea and a few boys down to the pool hall where we stayed for a bit. I played one game of pool. I was dying with the flu. I made kathleen a board with pictures from halloween and funny captions underneath. It was pretty good. Kathleen won 50$ on the slot machines... me and steve won 10 hahaha...

This weekend was pretty okay. I was working though which blew, beacsue if i never had to, i would have been able to go on andreas skidooing trip in port blandford. I was rotted. Oh well... work was fun on Saturday. As soon as i walk in the door i was told i was getting written up if i left my apron there one more time. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU FIRE SOMEONE FOR THAT??? that is the lamest thing i have ever heard. AND to say it infront of everyone, especially crissi, who of course had to say "derrik has never threatened me like that". Fucking bitch. and then Alisa comes over to me and tells me that earlier that day she called me a bitch. Only because i wraped up a stuffed swan and me and alisa BOTH now played hackie sac with it, so i am a bitch. Really makes sense. I went to the store manager about the whole getting written up thing so he is talking to Derrik on monday.
On friday i saw Million dollar baby! it was good. we went to the theatres to see hide and seek but it was sold out. I went with some people from work. Then we went to Green Sleeves and got drunk. saturday i worked and then liam came over and we watched the oc that i had taped. Then at around 12 i went to west side with linda peter and paul. That was okay. I was rotted from work that day so i was in a REALLY GOOD MOOD... ya right.

That is the fabulous life of Courtney Steiner right now...
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
Current Music: the band- The weight

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January 20th, 2005


04:31 pm - bitch, PLEASE~!
Yea.. i haven't updated in a long time... here is what happened to me the past few weeks.

Umm.. Last thursday Me, Kathleen, and Andrea took robyn downtown beacsue her and baker were going threw some tough times. That was fun. Then friday Liam kidnapped me, and took me to flatrock so he could make erin some cds for his birthday, then we went to future shop so i could buy her some cds. I got her Guns n' roses and the new distillers. after that We went to erins arund 6 and ate a huge feed just me kathleen and liam. Then like Steph and lindsey and them started to show up, so me and kathleen wanted to leave. Everyone was going to Bens cabin so i kinda wanted to go. so Steve came and picked me and kathleen up. She went to daves and i was on my way to bens. I started to cry in the car because i was going to miss erin so much it was sad. ..

So Bens was fun. It was me Andrea booey stix Steve tony ben scottie and samson. Booey had a beer bong, and i couldn't take it anymore, so i broke it out and hit it first. i'm a TANK HAH!.. anyway.. i ended up sleeping in a car beacsue there was no places to sleep, not like a slept anyway. I think i slept for about an hour in total. Me tony Steve and scottie were the only ones up for a while. We were all pretty blah, so we wanted a big plate of fries and gravy. Bens cabin is in cupids, so we figured there has to be a little resturant somewhere. We were searching for like 2 hours and finially found this shady little drive one. We all ate our fries and they were deadLY!.. bens parents were atthe cabin when we got back. It was kinda akward... mainly for andrea who slept with Ben hahaha!.. anyway we went home.. I couldnt wait to sleep. I slept for like 2 hours and got up becasue so many people were calling me. I had to shower and what not. I was going to throw my phone out the window. Peter and Linda from work were having aparty for jenns birthday so me and andrea were gonna go. We went and it was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing! i laughed so hard at peter that i fell off the chair. We were having a good ol newfie kitchen party it was wicked. We all headed downtown then. had a larf, and went home. I had work at 8 in the monring, and i think i got home at 4. I was sooo tired at work.

LISTEN TO THIS NOW.... This is a conversation that i had that sunday i worked with denise the old bag:
Denise- "courtney i have to ask you a question"
Me- "okay what?"
Denise- "are you one of them??"
me- "one of who??"
Denise-" you know"
me- "what, a lesbien???"
Denise- "yea"
me- "no, why the hell do you think that??"
denise- "crissi, andthe way you and Andrea were dancing at the christmas party"

OH MAN! i was some rotted... crissi is a bitch. I never did anything to her and now she is spreading rumours that i am a dyke. fuck sakes!!

ANYWAY.. i'm gone.. long enough entry.. byebye
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: pixies- where is my mind

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January 6th, 2005


04:38 pm - dirt bag city
I got back from kathleens cabin last night. Me kathleen liam James and curtis went up on Monday morning. IT was a good few days of relaxing. We didn't even get drunk, well, liam did. As soon as we got there liam poured up his frist white russian hahaha! ... WE got the fire started and just lazed around until it was supper time. We ate mexican stew (complements of james) and then played a 6 hour game of monopoly. IT was fun. Curtis dominated the game. Owning most of the bored. Liam and kathleen didn't play very well, since liam was like"all trade all of my teams for yours" (since we were playing nhl style)...they both lost. Then it was me. James kept on pretty good but in the end curtis had everyone bankrupt. LIam bitched out early beacsue he was drunk or hungover or something and me and the rest watched this very cool british documentary on the ocean. I am offcially scared of it. The next day erin came up at like 10 and we drank a bit, and smoke alot of marijuana. IT was deadly stuff too. we watched a british movie and then went to bed. That night i woke up to Curtis and Jamie cracking up laughiung. They thought someone was outside the cabin so they were standing in kitchen with and ax and a fire poker... sillly! ALso around that time, liam gets up shouting at me and erin. Who wwere both pretending to sleep because i turned the heater off because i was sweating, and he was like 'WHO TURNED THE HEATER OFF" ... no one responded hahaha! he got so mad beacsue he had to get up and turn it back on!
WE left on wednesday. Before we left colin came up to pick up the boys and colin set up the telescope. he pointed it to Saturn... it was really COOL! i never saw it before. Ms. Birkeland came and picked us up and we went home. IT was a good week.

I just took whisper out for a walk/ i had a smoke.. it is FUCKING cold out! christ!....

I don't know what i am doing tonight.. something exciting i hope.. anyway..
i'm gone

Smell ya later !
Current Mood: coldcold
Current Music: nancy Sinatra- These boots were made for walking

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January 3rd, 2005


03:43 am - drunkin' blahhh
New years was a laugh!... went to kathleens where I started off with a glass of wine, then cracked my bottle of champaign. After i shared my drinks with Kathleen Aileen John and his sister anna... Aileen and john didn't want theres so i took it back. After a drank the whole bottle.. i had some more mixed drinks then went to my co-worker, jenn;s house. There i cracked another bottle of bubbly (complements of YvonnE).....from then i smoked some marijuana and got fucked. Paul (my other co-worker) drove me and aileen down to Junctions where we could watch the haters. It was a wicked time. Me being so intoxicated and all, forgot that i had phoned andrea from jenns house and told her to go there.. I was not there when she arrive because i had already gone downtown. I was in the bathroom at Junctions when i got a phone call from Steve saying they were at jenns. I felt really bad for telling them to go there, but oh well, i was loaded. what can ya do. BUt yea.. I had fun. Apparently before i lefts jenns though, i told jenn i had something to tell her and that i was going to come back to her house.......i don't remember what i had to tell her.. WEIRD! i wonder what was going on in that little head of mine at that point in time...
Tonight me aileen and Kathleen went down to Turkey Joes where it was ladies drink free for an hour. We drank until you had to pay, and then left and got pizza. Aileen went home but me and kathleen went down to the spur. we played some pool and now.. i am home.

We are going to kats cabin tomorrow, should be fun times. I love her cabin!

Anyway i'm gone

byeeeeeee
Current Mood: tiredtired
Current Music: blind melon- no rain

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December 31st, 2004


02:05 am - yepyep...
soo... this is christmas .......eh...

Nothing is really happening this christmas vacation. Kinda blows actually. I'm sick of the same old thing.....I didn't get much for christmas... bit of this and that.. nothing big. This year i was about 75% less excited for Santa. Usually i'm pumped. Christmas eve I went to Bens.. his parents were having a christmas party so Ben invited a bunch of us over. it was fun. This guy named Dougie was HILARIOUS>. i couldn't get over the hyper activity of this guy. He just kept going and going... dancing in the middle of the floor, getting the dog all hyper... stripping... it was funny. Bens dad was making fun of him hard core which made it all the more entertaining....

I sware to god all i've seen this christmas was children. Of course i was designated babysitter where ever i went. Nans house: "watch lindsay for a sec while i go over here" (2 hours later she would come back).....grrrrr...I missed liams annual christmas at the Kavanaghs becasue i had to babysit Miranda and Lindsay.....hooo fucking raaaa... that was exciting. I could keep going, but i would board the fellow readers.

New Years better be fucking wicked. I haven't even really got drunk at all this vacation. Me and kathleen were drinking at her house last thursday and we downloaded music for three hours. we got pretty buzzed i'd say. It was wicked though. We downloaded old songs that bring us back in the day. we were on a nostalgic trip that night. Then we went down to Normies and got more drunk and then eventually went home. Steve and Ben made a big scene. Steve smeared nacho's in Bens face ( thinking it was funny...??)and ben didn't like that at all. To make up for the nacho's on his face, ben threw steves fresh NEW plate in the garbage. Steve wasn't happy. Although ben bought the nacho's for steve, steve thought it would be funny if he ran full speed ahead and check ben from behind. what happened next?? oh i'll tell you, Ben face planted the crub. OH shit hit the fan then. Steve wouldn't leave ben alone asking "why are you Mad??"....it could have been the cheese all over his face.... or the soreness of his whole body from making friends with the curb... But steve didn't get it. All steve could think about was his Nacho's being thrown away. (the nacho's that ben bought him mind you)....They were drunk, but still... they smoked a joint and went home... Ben leaving saying that their friendship was over... that lasted a whole sleep. They were best friends again in the morning...WHAT A RIOT!!

I'm typing on dads new lap top that he bought for when he goes back to chevery. I don't want him to go back.... Oh well.. what can i doo!

I got space balls for christmas hahah ... YES!!! i haven't watched it .. but i think i will now...

CATCH YA LAAAATER!!!


p.s.....Banana time
Current Mood: blahblah
Current Music: GTA san andreas music

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December 16th, 2004


03:54 pm - allo mate
The boring life of Courtney Steiner continues.....

Last time i updated was around my birthday eh? lets see what i can think of..

School is OVER until after exams which is obsolutely wonderful. I am so glad they are over with! i think i did okay in all.. yesterday Kathleen came over in the after noon and we watched some moovies. Those were Fast times at ridgemount high, and animal house. Last night me and andrea celebrated no more exams by smoking a nice fatty batty!... we got alot of snow yesterday so we decided to go into a parking lot and do donuts with her Mazda MPV.. haha it was wicked.. we tore up the whole parking lot. Then we went and got steve and Ben and we were driving and turned a corner and we smoked the curb haha... we died laughing because well.. it was funny. What we also didn't know was that donuts are illegal... haha we asked andreas dad.. and we was like.. "WHY,???" oops.. Then i slept at her house. She had work at 9, so i got to sleep in until she came home at 12. Steve came over around then when andrea wasn't home yet and we went and got her and went to KFC!....fun times

tonight a bunch of us are going to NOrmies because its 3 for 5 deals on the go. I'm going to Jenns house first (she just finished school all together) so we are getting Loaded. Kat and andrea and the b'yes are coming too! i can't wait to get LOADED!!! i'm excited. ..liam wont be attending this shin-dig becasue he has an exam tomorrow... tooooo baaaad!... i would hate to have one on the last day..but thats all you can do really...

this was a longer entry then i guess it would be..

I'mg oing... my foots asleep and i need a wash..
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: okkervil river- red

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